You Know You Have a Three Month Old When . . .

you start to fear at every cramp that you're about to get your period

your drain starts getting clogged after every shower because of the amount of hair falling out

you start to wonder if your old clothes will EVER fit you again

you wonder how many people have seen your nipples

you panic at the thought of becoming pregnant again

your nipples no longer have any feeling

you do a load of laundry every single day

you don't even bother changing shirts anymore when your baby spits up on you

you have exactly 2 hours and 37 minutes to go out and then you need to nurse again